BACON SOAP AND JAZZ HANDS!

       In this day and age, beauty products are are the big thing. From fancy shampoos that make your hair smell like watermelon to eyeliners that make your eyes resemble that of the wing of a majestic bird. Beauty products are inevitable in our everyday lives and whether we say it outright or not, we love our beauty enhancers, but did you ever stop to think about what would happen if you waltzed on into your favorite establishment to get some more of that anti-aging cream you love so much, when you see that all the shelves that use to contain sed product are gone and the store clerk sadly informs you that all beauty products have now been banned. What ever shall you do now? Let me provide a list of alternatives to some of your beauty product needs.
       Your body smells like hot cow pie, but there is no shampoo, body wash or conditioner. What do you do? Some people enjoy adding pieces of various fruits such as strawberries, oranges, lemons etc. to their water to  make it taste better and also adds a sweet scent to it as well. As a substitute for those shampoos, body washes and such, one could fill up a tub with water, throw some fruit slices in it, allow it to sit for a bit and sit in the tub and let the fruity aroma engulf your body and relive the stink.        You're face is covered in blemishes and you're getting ready for a hot date with your new Christian Mingle match, but all make up products are gone. What are you going to do to pretty up that ugly mug? For cover up, one can use peanut butter and add flower to it to lighten the color to their skin tone. It will both look great and be a convenient for dipping crackers on the go. If you're looking for lipstick, look no further than a box of crayons. Warm up a  crayon of any color of your choice just a bit to the point where it gets a bit melted, but not too hot and smear that bad boy all over your lips. Need that cool eyeliner wing? Use a fine point sharpie pen! It may burn if you get it in your eye, but you know what they say, beauty hurts!
       Although beauty products play a huge role in many of our lives, as these keen examples show, if one day for one reason or another these products become banned in society, there are plenty of clever and neat items, even some that you would maybe never even think of using can be used as alternatives to our beauty enhancers. If the non-beauty product apocalypse starts, we will emerge victorious.